An older scene directly from our personal archives!

No bells or whistles here! The Wife does the classic bit of being asked questions that she doesn't know the answers to, saying those three magic words: "I don't know." The spirit of the holiday is in full effect with her red, white, and blue eye shadow, as she's covered by three very long cake batter slimes. Firstly, a vivid red lasting a massive 90 seconds, followed by a bright blue lasting another stunning 90 seconds, and ending with a nice white lasting 70 seconds. Watch all three slimes drench The Wife, as they glop down her white tank top, soak her long dark hair, and cover her beautiful face.